Go 8
Name: Tom
Programmed in phone as: Tom NYC
Age: 37 (Note. Dating is a numbers game and traditionally should only involve men 5-10 years older than ones self. Howevs, see height below).
Height: 6’5. Each additional inch over 6’ compensates my brief and recent history in Nugget dating.
Origins: Texas. Save a horse, yo.
Bar Locale: The billiards & pool joint by Union Square.
Alcohol units consumed: As was just coming off a champagne & wine dinner, decided to stick with beer, which is essentially water not alcohol..alas units were 5 or 6 sans a sip as 6’5 accidentally pulled a chug-a-lug of mine. Good thing he didn’t waste a roofie.
Outfit mention: It is non advisable to play any game involving strategic bending in a short skirt & heels.
PDP mention: As my drinking game went up, my pool game went down. 6’5 mentioned the PDP pool rule – pants down pool if you don’t get any balls in. “But this is a skirt.” “It is a reference to any below the waist attire.” My later “PDP” Google search proved fruitless…
Time expended: 4 hours
Potential fetish observation: He was a bit too into the “soft” material of my purse. “It’s so soft.” “Uh huh.” “No, REALLY it is just so soft!” “MmmmK.”
Noteworthy: 6’5 is significantly less of a d-bag than my prior encounters. It is significantly easier to be snarky in assessmentating those exuding unprecedented levels of douchebagosity.
Post-date food consumption: I typically follow up these encounters with soft-serve, however I must have been percentagly banged up, as I went via the route of pizza and went out with a bang ala Ben & Jerry’s (I don’t even effing like B&J). Then I promptly passed out. Awesome.
